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04
Sep
14

Extraterrestrials and Terrestrials (would u believe?)


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Why is the REAL world hidden from view?
Is there TRULY something to hide from me and you?
Science-fictional tales attempt to undo,
What most have come to believe is to be true:

That alternate worlds reside beyond this earthly existence!
Unfortunately, with the wrong people controlling, with resistance,
Guarding centuries-old secrets with deathly persistence,
Demanding Common People to stand up with insistence:

For the vale of futile secrecy for once be lifted,
Exposing the nature of what secret knowledge has been gifted,
So humanity can for once gain from what has already been enlisted
And, to recognize Ex-terrestrials and Terrestrials have and for-ever, co-existed!

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16
Aug
14

Blissful Kiss 


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A villainous spirit has captured my assailable soul
Naive to its evil power I soon succumb to know
From blissful nape’s kiss to gain blood’s flow
A gift given, of invincible age doth grow
Nourished by conquests, to fate of death I bestow
To gain timeless centuries and companion’s to sow
To court and enjoy the fruit of endless tomorrows

 

26
Jul
14

this authoring mind


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Time, passing, relentlessly approaching the End;
Cause wanting, mind mined for reason to defend;
Authoring a stable of new words, sought to be penned;
Gift to recipients’ translation of meaning, to contend.

Origins of seed to literal creation, not easily defined;
Senses stimulation may impede, serve to blind;
Hiding the nucleus to a story wanting to find;
Critical to its nature: to a truth or, of a different kind.

Stumbling, struggling, words with meaning do manifest;
Left only to reason: what order to render, what is best
To stimulate unknown minds yet to read, digest;
So, once conveyed, this authoring mind, may finally rest.

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24
Jul
14

Joke: My neighbour Sam


JOKE

Hi, mah num is George!

 

Itz mah neighbour Sam; zbeen driv’n round da block fur hours – driven me crazy! (no pun intended)

So, whenz I cudn’t standz er no-more; I goz out – stood in da middle ah damm  road – so he HAD to Stop!

Sammyz roll’n down ‘is window –  I ask’m: `Sammy; whad ya do’n. You’re driven me crazy – what,  with all dis driven your doin – What’s up with dat?

Sammy, strangely outta breath see-in az hez only bin driven for the past hour yells out:

`GEORGE, George, I’m glad ya stopped me coz I gotta tell ya – the gas – itz down; da gas itz down 20cents a litre.. Huge!

Scratchn my ‘ed – I ask’m: `So what, twenty-cents ?– but, so wyd bin driven round da block a hundred times already?’

Sammy yells out: `Coz my tank was too full n I ‘ad to make sum room fur dar cheaper gas!’

Stop’n n tink’n for a minute I ‘ad da ask ‘im: `Yah, so whatcha down tah?!’

 

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30
Jun
14

On-line Passion



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Only few men are able to turn me on
I question: is it me or they who are wrong?
Compassion of sexual touch is what I long
But, will to commitment, remain strong?

Elusive, has been this goal of desire to quench,
Left to endless masturbation’s gripping wrench.
Feeling less than second-string on the bench,
This passion sweat, solely mine to drench.

Canvassing the globe in search to find,
Another body-soul of like, hedonistic mind.
Aid of technology, with lust being combined,
Futile has been the resulting waste of time.

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28
Jun
14

bill o’reilly – hypocrite


 

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One gets very tired of these so called advocates of the Christian right to espouse their views when locked away in their own dirty closet is history of what they themselves deem as inappropriate, scandalous, perverted; especially when dealing with topics of sexuality and sexual behavior.  Case in point is non-other than Bill O’Reilly a self-aggrandized talking feature of FOX NEWS line-up.

Back several years and, faithfully forgotten, is O’Reilly’s own brush with sex scandal that almost destroyed his career however, to his benefit, people who watch his show and FOX CHANNEL in general, have very short attention spans and so to address that fact, here is a link to over 13000 results of a YOUTUBE search keywords: `bill o’reilly sex scandal’ . And, to hopefully further entertain you; here is a poem I wrote in response to that topic at the time when it was causing a media-storm:

Public Fame

When in the public’s fame
It all becomes a little insane
Coz you can’t tarnish your name
No matter how severe the shame

There is this fella named O’Reilly
Whose scandalous story can get one ril-e
Would have killed the career of most
But he, on camera, still smiling, as newscaster host

A little rehab or maybe a `tell all’ book
Either trick to get you off the hook
Ask O’Reilly – rehab is the route he did favor
All is repented, he’s found his savior

It seems if you’re famous and handsome or cute
In or, but preferably, out of a suit
The media is yours – so be the media-flirt
Then just relax and bask in the light of all the dirt

Celebs, they come to each others aid `live and on camera’
Heads bowed to Oprah, as though before the Deli Lama
To ask for public forgiveness and to make penance
Knowing you shouldn’t really give `two-cents’

The moral to this tale:

So do the crime, don’t be sublime;
Coz your STAR will continue to SHINE!

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07
Jun
14

21ST CENTURY EUGENICS


Recent laws passed in the State of Texas regarding the right to buy and publicly show guns of any caliber in conjunction with the State of Florida’s `Stand Your Ground’ legislation should, I think, create some interesting outcomes. In an expression of dark humor; I coin the experience as a 21st Century Eugenics; a means to cull the populace of those too ignorant to see the ridiculousness of both these pieces of legislation by the following illustration:

 

EUGENICS

 

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23
May
14

self-published books update


The following links  are to a series of self-published books whereby you can explore their content and if so desired, purchase either in soft or hardcover or as an e-book.

Thank you in advance for your time in this regard:

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Homage To A World Lost , ebook for Ipad format

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Naykd Poet(ry), ebook for Ipad format

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Reflection – Response

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Self – Explored Through Poetry  , ebook for Ipad format

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03
May
14

Russell Brand


RB eyes

His beautiful eyes,
Seek out a clue;
Asking for reason:
What life is to do?

Sadness expressed,
Not of emotion’s pain;
Life visioned experience:
What is wisdom gained?

Avoidance to reality,
A contemporary resolve;
Eyes wide shut to solution:
Beautiful eyes look to solve?

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03
May
14

tattoo – russell brand


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Permanent, ink stain, pin prick,
Reflecting conscious muse,
Patterned, colored,
Symbol proclamation,
Emotion, on public view.

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