Hi, mah num is George!
Itz mah neighbour Sam; zbeen driv’n round da block fur hours – driven me crazy! (no pun intended)
So, whenz I cudn’t standz er no-more; I goz out – stood in da middle ah damm road – so he HAD to Stop!
Sammyz roll’n down ‘is window – I ask’m: `Sammy; whad ya do’n. You’re driven me crazy – what, with all dis driven your doin – What’s up with dat?’
Sammy, strangely outta breath see-in az hez only bin driven for the past hour yells out:
`GEORGE, George, I’m glad ya stopped me coz I gotta tell ya – the gas – itz down; da gas itz down 20cents a litre.. Huge!’
Scratchn my ‘ed – I ask’m: `So what, twenty-cents ?– but, so wyd bin driven round da block a hundred times already?’
Sammy yells out: `Coz my tank was too full n I ‘ad to make sum room fur dar cheaper gas!’
Stop’n n tink’n for a minute I ‘ad da ask ‘im: `Yah, so whatcha down tah?!’
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