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16
Apr
14

Universal Prayer: Oneness To All


Referencing Russell Brands tweet: Are we being lied to about healthy food? Here is the #trews youtu.be/CgPWmVsdwi4GREED

 

 

 

After watching/listening to RB’s rant on the mentioned topic; the narrative he concluded the piece with reminded me of a poem I wrote sometime ago that in my mind at least, responds to the message and thought I’d share the two and you can decide for yourself:

 

Universal Prayer: Oneness To All

This is not prayer seeking divine forgiveness
This is not prayer seeking divine healing
This is not prayer seeking divine love
This is not prayer in worship of a divine creator

This is prayer of Enlightenment
This is prayer of Knowledge
This is prayer of Connection
This is prayer of Oneness to All

For I am one with all that is
That my Soul’s energy
Is given to the power of Enlightenment
That the Oneness of All
Be recognized as creator to the All that exists

This enlightenment to the Oneness to All
Gives empowerment to the Knowledge:

That Connected – all that ails is healed
That Connected – all will arise harmonious in the Universe
That Connected – all will derive energies of love universal
That Connected – all will become One with the Universe

Let the light that is my soul’s energy
Flow out to the universe
So that all may benefit from its power
That my soul’s void be filled with the energies of their love.

Let the energy of love shine and emanate from you such that you may receive mine in return.

To the Oneness – to All

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03
Mar
14

new book release: reflection – response


I am pleased to announce the release of my latest book of poetry titled:

REFLECTION – RESPONSE  through the voice of poetry.

As an introduction, this collection of poems is premised on reflection of the many important and diverse issues facing the global human community today and, through the voice of poetry, express my personal response to a perceived affect these issues are having on human, societal evolution.  Interspersed amongst these poems are several reflecting a personal philosophy toward life, sexuality and the environment.

I hope you will take a few moments to visit my Self-publishing website by clicking on the image below to review the contents of this book and,  I would be further honored if you found it worthy of purchasing at a reasonable cost.  It is available as Soft-cover and Hard-cover issues.

Thank you in advance for your time in this regard.

Enjoy:

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09
Feb
14

CONTEMPORARY ACRONYMS


GREED

GREED

G  = GETTING
R = RETURNS
E = EXCEEDING
E = EARNINGS
D = DESERVED

ELITE

ELITE

E = EGOCENTRIC
L = LECHEROUS
I = INFURIATING
T = TENACIOUS
E = ECCENTRIC

OLIGARCHY

HEGIMONY

O = OVERPOWERED
L = LITIGIOUS
I = INTRUSIVE
G = GREEDY
A = AUTOCRATIC
R = RAPACIOUS
C = CHARLATANS
H = HEGEMONIC
Y = YEGG (burglars)

 

DEMOCRACY

DEM

D = DELUSIONAL
E = ERRONEOUS
M = MISLEADING
O = ORWELLIAN
C = CRIMINALIZED
R = REPRESSIVE
A = ACRIMONIOUS
C = CREDULOUS
Y = YUTZ

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26
Jan
14

E-Joke!


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Electrified ether emits endless, euphonious, eruptions;
energizing existences’ experiencing explicit, erratic, extended elation endlessly exhibited;
eventually, erroneously, elucidating epitaphs eloquently espoused;
egregiously, expunging evolutionary entity’s existence evidence;
embarrassingly!

10
Jan
14

A SPIDER’S TALE


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Silk-String Weave

The spider’s cobweb weave
Creates an inaudible sound
One heard only by insects
That abound

Like a magnet the attraction
Is unseen
But once caught
It becomes a nightmarish dream

Vibration of a thing’s approach
Instills a fear
A flash of self-reproach

Fruitless struggle
A thought to resign
Life’s fleeting memory
Too short to define

The demon to this source
Follows its tactical course
With success in mind
A carcass to be left behind

To what do we despair?
To the death of one
Or the success
That seems unfair.

Spider To The Fly

`I have you now and most assuredly will you die’
Said the spider to the web caught fly

`Why must I die’ sheepishly cried the fly
`When there others to eat, why not pass me by?’

`You are here and now so am I’ was the spider’s reply
`And I am hungry to eat you, this I will not deny’

`Oh my, oh my’ continued to cry the fly
`What will my family do if I am now to die?’

`Not of my concern’ was the spider’s ominous cry
Its sharp fangs piercing the succulent, helpless fly

`Oh wow is me’ cried the fly `I guess this goodbye’
Trying to escape, giving it just one last try

The spider’s fangs piercing deeper, holding tight the fly
Relished in its good taste, ignoring the fly’s weakening cries

The fly’s hollowed body with its nourishing fluids sucked dry
Lay next to the ravenous spider anxiously waiting ‘til its next victim comes by.

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18
Dec
13

Things To Come


crystal ball

Upon reflection of the words that I have written
I can admit that I have been smitten
By the need to express my view
To communicate a message to all and you

I know they are common words, simple at times
And they annoyingly seem to rhyme
But that should not dismiss the message
The vestige – Of things to come

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I hold many secrets within my self
Many that could render extreme wealth
Yet I do not hold to these material things
For it is not joy of life they bring

The Earth revolves with unending vigour
Its meaning in space is for its inhabitants to figure
But not to be dismissed as routine of presence
But to question its perceived infinite significance.

I channel this wisdom from unknown place
Unknown too is why I am so graced
I leave the reason for others to contrive
Knowing it will continue as long as I am alive

Others my find my spelling hard to heed
Best they will or assuredly bleed
The blood that fuels mankind
Ground soaked will be left behind

There exists a destiny of less dismay
Will humanity give it chance to play?
Present greed of power, anger and hate
Leaves little to debate

Hindsight is often the test
Differentiating speculation from the rest
My virtue of mind and wrote
Is mine before death to gloat?

30
Nov
13

Speculation


beard

What beard is this that masks the face
Setting personality in repose,
Making for deceit to replace;
The truth ensuring never to know,
If for vanity to prosper or to weep
Or, faith to a religion to show;
The secret the beard does keep,
Meant for speculation to grow?

 

 

07
Nov
13

Digestive Cycle


digestive cycle

Traversing the next threshold of time-phase passage
Lives of untold many stand to be impacted
Human talents once sought and justly rewarded
Find their advances suddenly thwarted
Marvels of invented advances decompose as dump-site fodder
Fading into obliviousness of civilized history’s record blotter

All that comes to live charts a reality, digestive cycle
First, the joy elation of emotion to a new arrival
Exuberance expressed over its achievement gains
Then, complacency, its presence a struggle for survival
As its reason of purpose increasingly wanes
Thereafter, forever lost, forgotten, to remain.

01
Apr
13

April’s Mule


mule

this day denotes the chance to fool

to cause suffering by mental duel

some think it unnecessarily cruel

well others laugh as they drool

from whence this act did un-spool

a date in history not taught in school

but ideal place to play out it’s rule

be warned before you end it being the mule

28
Mar
13

`like’


like

Words written for the mind to eject

Motivated by reading or even a tv set

Posted with nothing to lose or bet

Not being noticed is a chance threat

Countered by the ‘Like’ it will get

Leaving nothing to regret

Save for a conscientious reader to vet




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